Experience Serenity at Lake Gogebic Motel: Your Perfect Lakeside Getaway!

Are you tired of staying in boring, run-of-the-mill hotels? Look no further than Lake Gogebic Motel! Not only will you enjoy breathtaking views of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, but you'll also be treated to top-notch amenities and friendly service. Plus, with our convenient location near all the area's best attractions, you'll never run out of things to do.

First and foremost, our rooms are the epitome of comfort and style. With plush bedding, modern furnishings, and plenty of space to spread out, you'll feel right at home from the moment you step inside. And don't worry about being disconnected – we offer free Wi-Fi throughout the property, so you can stay connected to the outside world.

But that's not all – we also offer a variety of on-site activities to keep you entertained. Take a dip in our heated indoor pool, challenge your friends to a game of pool or darts in our game room, or simply relax in our sauna. And for those who want to explore the great outdoors, we offer bike rentals and easy access to nearby hiking trails.

Of course, we understand that sometimes you just need to unwind with a good meal. That's why we offer a complimentary breakfast each morning, featuring all your favorite continental options. And if you're in the mood for something heartier, our on-site restaurant serves up delicious American fare for lunch and dinner.

But perhaps what sets us apart most of all is our commitment to customer service. Our staff goes above and beyond to ensure your stay is as enjoyable as possible – whether that means recommending local hotspots, providing extra towels, or simply giving you a warm smile and greeting each day.

So what are you waiting for? Book your stay at Lake Gogebic Motel today and experience the best of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. We promise you won't be disappointed!

And if you're still not convinced, just take a look at what some of our past guests have had to say:

I can't say enough good things about Lake Gogebic Motel. The location is stunning, the staff is friendly and helpful, and the rooms are top-notch. I would recommend this place to anyone looking for a peaceful, relaxing getaway.

My family and I stayed here for a week and it was the best vacation we've ever had. The indoor pool and sauna were perfect for the kids, and my husband and I loved exploring the nearby trails. We'll definitely be back!

I stayed at Lake Gogebic Motel during a business trip and was blown away by the quality of the rooms and amenities. It felt more like a luxury hotel than a roadside motel. I'll definitely be staying here again next time I'm in town.

Don't miss your chance to experience all that Lake Gogebic Motel has to offer – book your stay today!

Welcome to Lake Gogebic Motel! (But Watch Your Step)

Are you looking for a place to stay that's rustic, charming, and possibly a little bit hazardous? Look no further than the Lake Gogebic Motel!

Rooms with a View (of the Parking Lot)

Our motel rooms offer stunning views of the parking lot, with occasional glimpses of passing cars. But don't worry, we've strategically placed some plants and a few lawn chairs to add a touch of nature.

Inside the rooms, you'll find all the amenities you need, including a bed, a chair, and maybe even a lamp. If you're lucky, your room might have a window that opens, so you can enjoy the sounds of the traffic all night long.

Bathroom Roulette

Ready for some excitement? Our bathrooms are unique in that you never know what you're going to get. Will the hot water work today? Will the toilet flush? It's like playing a game of bathroom roulette!

But don't worry, if all else fails, there's always the lake. Just be careful not to slip on the way down.

Complimentary Breakfast (Sort Of)

We like to surprise our guests with a complimentary breakfast, which may or may not consist of stale cereal and lukewarm milk. But hey, it's free!

If you're feeling adventurous, you can always take a stroll to the gas station next door for some donuts and coffee. Just watch out for the busy road.

Outdoor Activities Galore (If You're Brave Enough)

At Lake Gogebic Motel, we're all about outdoor activities. Whether you want to go fishing, hiking, or just take a dip in the lake, we've got you covered.

Just be prepared for some obstacles along the way. The fishing pier might be a little rickety, the hiking trail might be overgrown, and the lake might be a bit murky. But hey, it's all part of the adventure!

Wildlife Encounters (Not Guaranteed)

If you're lucky, you might encounter some of the local wildlife during your stay. We're talking about squirrels, chipmunks, and maybe even a deer if you're really lucky.

But don't get too excited, as these sightings are not guaranteed. You're more likely to encounter some bugs and spiders in your room, so be sure to bring some bug spray.

Nearby Attractions (If You Dare)

If you're feeling brave, there are plenty of nearby attractions to explore. Just down the road is a haunted house that's been abandoned for years. Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can take a drive to the old abandoned mine.

But beware, as these attractions are not for the faint of heart. You might encounter some ghostly apparitions or run into some dangerous creatures. But hey, it's all part of the experience!

Customer Service (We Try Our Best)

At Lake Gogebic Motel, we pride ourselves on our customer service. We try our best to make your stay as pleasant as possible, even if that means fixing the toilet at 2am or providing extra bug spray.

Just don't expect us to be too cheerful in the morning, as we're usually still recovering from the complimentary breakfast.

Final Thoughts

If you're looking for a unique and adventurous stay, look no further than Lake Gogebic Motel. We can't guarantee that everything will be perfect, but we promise that it will be memorable.

Just be sure to bring some sturdy shoes and a sense of humor, as you never know what kind of obstacles you might encounter during your stay.

Welcome to our 5-Star Shack

Welcome to Lake Gogebic Motel, where we offer a unique blend of charm and questionable cleanliness. Our motto is No mold, no problem, so you can rest assured that your stay with us will be memorable for all the right reasons (or at least some of them).

No mold, no problem

At Lake Gogebic Motel, we take pride in our ability to provide accommodations that are clean enough to pass a health inspection (we think). We may not have fancy amenities like other hotels, but we promise to make up for it with our half-decent customer service.

We'll leave the light on, but bring your own pillows

When you stay with us, you'll have access to free Wi-Fi that might actually work (depending on how many guests are using it). Plus, if you're lucky enough to snag our top floor room, you'll see the lake if you stand on the roof. And if you're really lucky, we might even leave the light on for you (but don't count on it). However, we do suggest bringing your own pillows, since ours are...well, let's just say they've seen better days.

Our continental breakfast is continental in size only

While we don't have a pool, we do have a puddle out back that you're welcome to splash around in (just watch out for the algae). And if you're looking for a bite to eat, we offer a continental breakfast that's continental in size only. But hey, it's something, right?

Clean enough to pass a health inspection (we think)

But don't just take our word for it - we're proud to say that we've been featured on almost-safe-hotels.com. So if you're looking for a unique and slightly questionable lodging experience, come stay with us at Lake Gogebic Motel. We promise to make your stay memorable (for all the right reasons...hopefully).

The Hilarious Tale of Lake Gogebic Motel

The Motel that Makes You Laugh

It was a dark and stormy night when I checked into the Lake Gogebic Motel. The sign outside promised a comfortable stay, but I had my doubts. As I approached the front desk, I noticed the receptionist was wearing a cow costume. I couldn't help but laugh.

Welcome to the Lake Gogebic Motel, mooove on up to the desk! she said with a grin.

I couldn't resist the urge to joke around too. I hope the rooms aren't pasture prime, I quipped.

The receptionist chuckled. Don't worry, we don't have any bull in our rooms.

Room Amenities

Complimentary Wi-Fi
Cable TV
Mini fridge
Coffee maker
Hair dryer
Iron and ironing board

Things to Do

Fishing on Lake Gogebic
Hiking in the surrounding woods
Visiting local attractions like the Ontonagon Lighthouse
Relaxing on the motel's outdoor patio
Playing board games in the lobby

After checking in, I made my way to my room. I was pleasantly surprised by the cleanliness and comfortable furnishings. There were even cow-print pillows on the bed!

The next morning, I headed down to the lobby for some coffee. The receptionist was now dressed as a chicken, clucking at guests as they passed by.

Good morning, sleepyhead! she said, flapping her wings. Did you sleep well?

I couldn't help but laugh again. Yes, I did. Thanks for asking.

The Lake Gogebic Motel may not take itself too seriously, but it certainly knows how to make its guests feel welcome and entertained. If you're looking for a good laugh and a comfortable stay, this is the place for you.

Farewell, Folks! It's Been a Hoot!

Well, well, well. It looks like we've come to the end of our journey together. It's been a wild ride, full of breathtaking scenery, unforgettable adventures, and plenty of laughs. But alas, all good things must come to an end, and so too must our time together here at Lake Gogebic Motel.

But before we part ways for good, let's take a moment to reflect on all the fun we've had. From hiking through the rugged wilderness to fishing on the crystal-clear lake, there's never been a dull moment here at the motel. And let's not forget about all the shenanigans we got up to in town. I'm sure the locals will be talking about us for years to come!

Now, I know what you're thinking. But wait, I don't want to go! I want to stay here forever! Believe me, I feel your pain. Leaving this place is like leaving a piece of your heart behind. But fear not, my friends. The memories we've made here will stay with us always, and we can always come back to visit whenever we need a dose of pure, unadulterated fun.

And speaking of fun, let's give a huge shoutout to the staff here at Lake Gogebic Motel. These folks have gone above and beyond to make our stay here unforgettable, from cooking up delicious meals to keeping us entertained with their hilarious stories. We couldn't have done it without them, and we'll miss them just as much as we'll miss this beautiful place.

Now, I know some of you are already planning your next trip back here. And why wouldn't you? With so much to see and do, it's the perfect vacation spot for anyone looking to escape the daily grind and let loose. But before you start packing your bags, let me give you a few tips to make your stay even better:

First and foremost, bring plenty of bug spray. The mosquitoes here are no joke, and you don't want to spend your entire vacation scratching and swatting at these pesky critters.

Secondly, be sure to pack a good pair of hiking boots. There are some truly breathtaking trails to explore around here, but they can be pretty rugged, so you'll want to be prepared.

And last but not least, don't forget to bring your sense of humor. Here at Lake Gogebic Motel, we take fun seriously, and we're not afraid to get a little bit silly. So if you're the type of person who takes themselves too seriously, you might want to reconsider your vacation plans!

So there you have it, folks. Our time here at Lake Gogebic Motel may be coming to an end, but our memories will live on forever. Thank you for joining me on this journey, and I hope to see you all again soon. Until then, keep on adventuring, keep on laughing, and most importantly, keep on having fun!